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Salam Alaikum, hmmm.... to begin with I'll describe myself as a tall, dark, and hopelessly uncreative person. People think I'm funny, I just think I have a funny face with beautiful eyes and a cute nose.
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Interesting facts about myself:

- I don't let age define me!!
- Love to cook; expert in making oatmeal (it takes a lot of skill and dexterity you know).
- Speak six languages.
- Last man standing on earth who stills posts letters and cards.
- I can live off on dark chocolate.
- Traveled to over 20 cities all over the globe, my favorite being Tehran and then Dubai followed by Paris.
- I can predict anyone's date of birth (oh yeah, you can challenge me on that).
- Like to consider myself as being well read (because I want to impress you maybe??).
- Passionate about life, love to workout and keeping fit.
- Believe that I can achieve anything I want if I put my mind on it.
- Expect to find junk; bus tickets (from my travels), coins, stamps, key chains & toys in my wardrobe.
- Not selfies at all but very stylus.
- I can build a terrarium.
- Love sunset trolling...gee, I meant sunset strolling.
- Grew up in India, but been living in the west for 19 years now.
- Love to explore and try different things (and that includes trying different restaurants).
- Have a positive attitude towards life.
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Not for the faint hearted:

- Will clean the house, do laundry, do grocery shopping except doing the dishes. 
- Will walk with you hand in hand in pouring rain in a foreign country.
- Will protect you from cockroaches, spiders, centipedes, millipedes (yeah, I know I’m brave) and any harm that might come your way. 
- Will never ever allow you to carry any bags. In fact, the only thing that you’re allowed to carry is your own weight. 
- Will decorate you with jewelry just as an interior decorator decorates a house (the imitation ones, the ones that read "Made in China" from the Dollar store....I hope you get it).
- WILL keep you challenged!.

Boring info:

Educational qualifications - B.Eng, M.Eng, MBA (fyi...I'm not just a pretty face). Started my career as a civil engineer and now I'm a banker. My intention is to get into Islamic banking insha'Allah. Alhamdulillah, was fortunate to get both my Masters from reputed universities in Germany (sprechen Sie Deutsch?). I currently work for a major bank in Canada, but I would love to move to the Middle East.
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Pet peeves: Revolving doors..........they lead you to the same spot where you began.......very annoying!!
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Some serious stuff:

Deen is very important to me and governs every aspect of my life. I believe that I have a purpose to my life beyond acquiring fame and fortune ($$), not that I am against acquiring them. I would like to leave my foot print in a positive way when I depart and that's my real goal in life. I come from a very good family, family values are very important to me and I expect the same in my "potential" other half. 

PS: My late father, may Allah bless his soul, was a gentleman's gentleman and I grew up watching him treat my mother like a flower - with tenderness, love and care. Goes without saying that I will treat you with respect, love, and care and a life filled with adventure and happiness inshallah!

PPS: I've never been married (I know, I'm kinda surprised too!)

In terms of what I want in my partner, I'm looking for someone who is well put together, someone with a passion to help others and exudes warmth, is funny, romantic, has a passion for life and a zeal to strive in the path of Allah Subhana Talah (this is key!!). If you don't possess the qualities mentioned above, I may not be the right fit you. Also, she is a practicing Muslim. Jazakallahukhairan, thank you for reading my profile, I pray that may you find the person of your dreams very soon (hopefully me)!